Well it had to happen at some point: I’ve run out of things to say again!
Way back in the earliest days of this blog, I mentioned that I’d been too busy doing things to stop and write about them. Specifically, I’d started going out and about around Scotland taking photos for a calendar for my friends, dressed up in different daft outfits.
And that’s what I’ve been doing on and off ever since then; over the past decade I’ve put together eight tongue-in-cheek calendars for a select few friends, each one requiring about a dozen photo sessions to cover each month. I have to tell you, it was all bloody good fun!
The photos from each trip have made their way onto the blog gallery, and provided a ton of things to talk about in between the current affairs, psychology and random observations.
I’ve reached the point where I’ve run out of ideas – I haven’t been on any more photo road trips recently, so I haven’t got any more new content for the blog. But this doesn’t mean there’s no more blog!
I’ve already learnt not to say ‘goodbye’ – sometimes life will take you by surprise. Instead, I’ve found that being Twist is a thing that happens when I need it the most. And for the time being, she can put her feet up. She’ll be back in my life, I just don’t know when!
No news or updates this time around, but I figured it might be an idea to map out where I’ve been on my travels out and about in Scotland (specifically those bits when I leave my home town, Edinburgh).
This is just a ton of links to previous blog posts featuring places you might be interested in if you ever visit. (Or at least, the places I figured would provide a bit of variety while I was prancing about dressed up!) The links (below the map) are provided in the order they were published.
There are only so many interesting places I can get to in a day trip, and most of them I’ve already visited. At some point, it’s inevitable that I’d come to the end of my list of the furthest-away ones, and well, here we are… (any more will have to be much closer to home!).
In Twist-mode, the ‘day’ has to include time to get the warpaint and structural engineering sorted out, and then the driving, which takes up several hours before we get anywhere. It’s tiring, ya know?
This time I wanted to conquer a few bits of the Highlands I hadn’t managed before: Eilean Donan Castle, Glenfinnan Viaduct, Glencoe, and the Famous Grouse statue outside Glenturret Distillery. Sadly, the last of these, the Famous Grouse, had been removed when they decided to use a different malt whisky as part of its blend (I located it in an uninspiring industrial estate, a far cry from the leafy idyll at Glenturret)…
Eilean Donan is famous from films like Highlander or The World Is Not Enough. The old mediaeval castle was destroyed by the Royal Navy in the 18th century during the Jacobite rebellions, and rebuilt in the 20th century with the bridge added. You can see why it crops up in films from time to time: it’s surrounded by water and hills and from certain angles seems timeless.
It’s usually a stopping off point for people visiting the isle of Skye, but my next destination was 40km due south, but a lot, lot longer by road. We were also racing against time to get there: at 10.30am a steam train crosses Glenfinnan Viaduct. Yes, it’s also known as “the Harry Potter train”, but I gotta tell ya: I could grunt and strain until my face went purple and veins throbbed on my forehead, but I will never give even the tiniest, mouse-sized shit about Harry Potter… (nor have I ever).
As expected, it was mobbed with tourists from around the world, making it exceedingly tricky trying to find a spot to set up the camera with a view of me and the viaduct, but with nobody else in the shot. Managed it though!
We knew before starting the journey that this would be a day of long drives, and short intervals of leaping out of the car to take a few photos before driving on again. It wasn’t restful, and we didn’t really have time to appreciate the surroundings (another time, in another guise, perhaps). It was great for photos, but not so much as a journey nor a day out!
The last stop was Glencoe, and by this point it was the middle of the day and all the scenic car parks were overflowing. If you ever want to come to this part of Scotland, make sure you get here early (or off-season). We drove along, hoping to find even the most absurdly small spot to park, as one grand vista after another rolled by. Finally, we found one, with deep ruts, pot-holes, and puddles. It would do.
And then two coaches full of Italian tourists rolled up and disgorged their passengers. In an instant, most of the vantage points were gone!
I managed to find a gap between two badly-parked cars where we could get a couple of decent angles without anyone else in the way. And it was so hectic, I didn’t have time to put my boots on (not that most people would notice or care!) What the hell – sometimes the only thing that matters is the end result, and with the dramatic scenery of Glencoe behind me, I call that a good result!
I went to Dawyck with a couple of friends, completing a trilogy of gardens managed by Edinburgh Royal Botanics around Scotland (the other two I wrote about are the sort-of tropical Logan Botanics, and the hilly Benmore Botanics).
Dawyck is much closer to home and thus makes a far more relaxing day out. The gardens were first planted in the 1600s and gained trees from around the world thanks to 18th/19th-century explorers bringing back various seeds.
Walking around the place you do get the impression that this stuff’s been growing here for a few centuries. The stonework has an air not of decay, but certainly threatening to become overgrown if it wasn’t for the groundskeepers.
Most of it consists of trees, and I have to admit I can barely tell one from another. Sure, they’re broken up by water features and streams and hilly clearings, but for me, it’s just different kinds of greenery. Maybe it was the time of year we visited, or maybe it’s just the way the gardens were established, but I don’t recall seeing any flowers or colour.
There’s a neatly-maintained chapel which I think is still used (maybe?) by one of the families that used to own the land.
Tree-huggers will no doubt be sent into raptures by the oldest tree on the estate (about 400 years old), and all I can really say about it is: yup; it sure is big.
In amongst the trees and pathways and old, mossy stonework are a few more modern touches, like sculptures of… seeds? Snails? Just what the hell are those things? You have to let your imagination do the work, and you can probably guess where mine went…
So… that was Dawyck. It was an odd way to end this particular trilogy of garden visits, not having any particularly notable views or features or novelties. It simply made for a pleasant morning’s stroll.
And when you just want to chill out with friends, a pleasant morning stroll is all you need!
Sometimes you don’t need to put much effort into standing out from the crowd. When visiting a vast, wooded estate in Scotland, with forests and gardens, many visitors opt for sensible footwear, waterproof trousers, and warm jackets. I… did not.
Benmore Gardens isn’t really on the way to anywhere, and it’s not an obvious destination in itself, unless you’re a completionist for visiting places around the country. It’s up in the hills of Argyll, which you can sort-of, kind-of glimpse from the Firth of Clyde on a good day.
As with any vast estate (this one’s 120 acres), you can guarantee it was never established by people being nice (in the 19th century it was bought by a slaveowner who’d made money off Caribbean sugar plantations). In the 20th century, though, it ended up becoming a western outpost of Edinburgh’s Royal Botanic Gardens, who look after it these days (same with Logan Botanics, where I’ve also been!).
My way of standing out from the crowds here was a favourite of mine: a stretchy Black Milk galaxy-pattern dress. It didn’t seem – OK, it absolutely wasn’t – the most practical thing to wear, given the chilly, damp start when we arrived. But the day warmed up and after climbing up the hillsides I was glad of the boob window providing a bit of fresh air…
There’s a lot to explore here, with sections dedicated to trees from around the world. My complete ignorance of arborial matters meant that as far as I was concerned, I was moving from one area of greenery and shrubs to another area of greenery and shrubs. I’m a city gal; what do I know?
Walk around long enough and you’ll probably find a fernery, which had once fallen into disrepair before being fixed up in recent years. (You can walk about with a map if you like, but sometimes it’s more fun just to get lost and take wild guesses. I like to think this is good for the imagination.)
Between the low, flat gardens, avenues of trees, curious decorations, hills to climb (and scenic views), Benmore provides enough variety to justify driving out for a visit.